What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
sex on a bike is impossible
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