we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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