ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
