Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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