no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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