Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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