Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
