I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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