Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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