they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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