we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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