maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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