he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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