I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
