It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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