She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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