I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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