Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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