my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Floor bacon is actually really good
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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