Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
