I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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