He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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