My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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