I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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