Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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