Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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