fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
