i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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