Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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