Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
