There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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