He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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