What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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