He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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