I feel great
I just peed on a car
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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