but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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