Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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