saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i think i have two assholes
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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