i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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