i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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