Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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