theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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