i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
honey bunches of taint.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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