just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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