I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Umm I'm too high to move.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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