So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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