i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I stole a fireplace last night.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I love you. Go after that dick
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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