i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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