he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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