so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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