Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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