Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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