Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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