she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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