You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
My feet surprised me
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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